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Peace
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening
the
front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby
oil
all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I
tell
you," she said, "pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue," she replied," the Smiths bought one and I liked it
so
I
got one for us too". No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with
a
sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, "Have this...I
stood
like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned
thing."
the
front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby
oil
all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I
tell
you," she said, "pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue," she replied," the Smiths bought one and I liked it
so
I
got one for us too". No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with
a
sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, "Have this...I
stood
like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned
thing."
