unixpirate
Pitty Party
Two storks are sitting in their nest -- a father stork and a baby stork. The baby stork is crying, so the father stork tries to calm him down. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, and the baby stork is crying again. The mother says, "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate because their son has been absent from the nest all night. Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night.
The baby stork replies, "Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college students!"
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, and the baby stork is crying again. The mother says, "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate because their son has been absent from the nest all night. Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night.
The baby stork replies, "Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college students!"
