A man with no arms or legs was sunbathing on a peninsula by the ocean when three lovely ladies came strolling by. Noticing his handicap they approached him with great compassion.
The first one asked: "Have you ever been hugged"? she asked.
Sadly he shook his head and she leaned over and hugged him.
"Have you ever been kissed"? asked the second one.
"No", he replied and she leaned over and kissed him passionately.
"Have you ever been screwed", asked the third one.
"No, I haven't!" he excitedly exclaimed.
"Well, you're about to be", she stated, "because the tide's coming in."
The first one asked: "Have you ever been hugged"? she asked.
Sadly he shook his head and she leaned over and hugged him.
"Have you ever been kissed"? asked the second one.
"No", he replied and she leaned over and kissed him passionately.
"Have you ever been screwed", asked the third one.
"No, I haven't!" he excitedly exclaimed.
"Well, you're about to be", she stated, "because the tide's coming in."