gumby
I AM GUMBY DAMMIT
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives they find it
overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So
the husband and the blind man have to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the
blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "That ticking sound is
driving me crazy. Why don't you put a piece of rubber at
the end of your stick?"
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
we'd be riding the bus!"
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives they find it
overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So
the husband and the blind man have to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the
blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "That ticking sound is
driving me crazy. Why don't you put a piece of rubber at
the end of your stick?"
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
we'd be riding the bus!"
