The Surrealist Compliment Generator

[Otter]

Need a compliment?

 

[justhangn]

Right out of the "Demolition Man" movie.

 

[RoseRed]

You are more beautiful than a bouquet of fossils

 

[jazz lady]

What the...

"Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe. The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments? "

Ok - can somebody 'splain this to me?

This one I get:

"Your eyes flash upon my cathode ray flesh in a manner that propels my viscera into an eternal state of turgid flux. "

 

[Kyle]

You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects.

 

[cattitude]

????

"Your Cerebral Hematoma requires me to congratulate you on your ability to compute the Lesbian Integral of a macaroon. "

Dang...what is THIS?? Something about an aneurysm, a lesbian and a cookie??

 

[Kyle]

Re: ????

Originally posted by cattitude
... Dang...what is THIS?? Something about an aneurysm, a lesbian and a cookie??

Sounds like a Janet Reno weekend!

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by BchBns
upon hitting refresh ... I get this ... not sure what to think

Sounds "Chilly"

 

[Otter]

Originally posted by BchBns
... where'd you get this from otter?

J.Orlin Grabbe

Almost to the bottom of the page..link says "Low Self-Esteem? Read Today's Compliment"

 

[cattitude]

Shoulda stopped while I was ahead

You have no socially redeeming value.

 

[Sharon]

Never pet your dog when it is on fire.