The Teasing Wife

GopherM

Darwin was right
“With a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?”

“No”, said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked, “Have you ever seen $50 all crumpled up?”

No I haven’t” he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

“Now” she said, “Have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?"

“No way” he said becoming even more aroused and excited.

She replied, “Good go look in the garage.”
 

luvmygdaughters

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“With a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband Have you ever seen $20 all crumpled up?”

“No”, said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked, “Have you ever seen $50 all crumpled up?”

No I haven’t” he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile pulled up her skirt, seductively reached into her tight sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

“Now” she said, “Have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?"

“No way” he said becoming even more aroused and excited.

She replied, “Good go look in the garage.”
:lmao:
 

Yooper

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OMG, Vrai is a natural blonde after all.
I'm not blond. But I didn't get the joke either. Thanks, all, for explaining.

Funny (even though I had to be led to water).

--- End of line (MCP)
 
It's an old joke.
"Let's play a game. We count 1 to 10 but add the letter Q to the end. You start."
1Q
2Q
3Q
4Q.......

10Q
"What?"
10Q
"I didn't get that. Again?"
10Q! 10Q! 10Q!!
:"You're Welcome"
 
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