The Top 40 Country Music Titles

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jazz lady

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40. Do You Love As Good As You Look?

39. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

38. Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

37. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

36. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

35. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

34. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

33. I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

32. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

31. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

30. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

29. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

28. I Wanna Whip Your Cow

27. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

26. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

25. I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

24. I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

23. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

22. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

21. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

20. If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me

19. If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

18. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

17. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

16. May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Ass

15. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

14. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

13. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

12. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You.

11. Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill.

10. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

9. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

8. She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty

7. When You Leave, Walk Out Backwards So I'll Think You're Walking In

6. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

4. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

3. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

2. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

1. I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

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Bacall

Bacall

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I saw this video recently. It's pretty funny.


Toby Keith

We got winners; we got losers;
Chain smokers and boozers.
An' we got yuppies; we got bikers;
An' we got, thirsty hitchhikers.
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar.
We got cowboys; we got truckers;
Broken hearted fools and suckers.
An' we got husslers; we got fighters;
Early birds and all nighters.
And the veterans talk about their battle scars:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar.

I love this bar,
It's my kind place.
Just walk in through the front door,
Puts a big smile on my face.
It ain't too far; come as you are.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar.

I've seen short skirts; we've got high-techs;
Blue collar boys and rednecks.
An' we got lovers; lots of lookers;
I've even seen dancin' girls and hookers.
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar:
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar, yes I do!

I like my truck, (I like my truck),
An' I like my girlfriend, (I like my girlfriend),
I like to take her out to dinner;
I like a movie now and then:

But I love this bar,
It's my kind place.
Just toeing around the dance floor,
Puts a big smile on my face.
No cover charge; come as you are.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar.
Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I just love this ol' bar.
 
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