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12. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
9. Hot Wheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in foreign countries are donating money to help poorer Americans.
3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
2. Organized crime "big wigs" are laying off judges.
And my favorite indicator of all…
1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
9. Hot Wheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in foreign countries are donating money to help poorer Americans.
3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
2. Organized crime "big wigs" are laying off judges.
And my favorite indicator of all…
1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
