The Train

Erin

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The Train

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5yr old son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop
and her son saying, "All you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who are
getting on, get your arses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go into your room and you are to
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope
your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of
you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant
and relaxing journey with us today.

"As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ##### in the kitchen."
 
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