J
justhangn
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(From a man's point of view)
#1..Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
put it down.
#1..Birthdays, valentines, and anniversaries are not quests to
see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
#1..Sometimes we are not thinking of you. Live with it.
Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and
NASCAR.
#1..Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of
the tides. Let it be.
Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
#1..When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
is fine. Really.
#1..Crying is blackmail.
#1..Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work.
Just say it!
#1..We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
#1..Most guys own three pairs of shoes, tops. What makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of 30, would look good
with your dress?
#1.."Yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
#1..Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
#1..Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
#1..If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
#1..You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done--not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
#1.. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
#1..Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
#1..ALL men see in only 16 colors, like in the larger size Crayola box.
Peach, for example, is a fruit. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.
#1..If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
#1..We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading
ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
#1..If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
#1..I am in shape. Round is a shape.
#1..Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
put it down.
#1..Birthdays, valentines, and anniversaries are not quests to
see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
#1..Sometimes we are not thinking of you. Live with it.
Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and
NASCAR.
#1..Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of
the tides. Let it be.
Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of
it that way.
#1..When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
is fine. Really.
#1..Crying is blackmail.
#1..Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work.
Just say it!
#1..We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
#1..Most guys own three pairs of shoes, tops. What makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of 30, would look good
with your dress?
#1.."Yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
#1..Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
#1..Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
#1..If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
#1..You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done--not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
#1.. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
#1..Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
#1..ALL men see in only 16 colors, like in the larger size Crayola box.
Peach, for example, is a fruit. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.
#1..If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
#1..We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading
ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
#1..If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
#1..I am in shape. Round is a shape.