The Wizard of Huntingtown!

GregV814

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Wow, last nights seasonal storm was a summertime doozie! A local doreechio twister touched down near the crossroads and picked up ClaraBell, a local bovine, dropping her on top of a convenience store, near the a/c compressor!!!
Shocked an amazed by all, the cow froze, no doubt from the freon escaping from the compressor into what some described as frozen hamburgers on the roof!!! No sireee Bob, this was no fiddler!!
Members of the Fire Department made a makeshift sliding board and scooted ClaraBell to the ground!

hey, the barbecue cookout this weekend at the FireHouse is ON BABY!! Milk and steaks for all
 

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RoseRed

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Oh psh. Seniors once put a teachers VW Bug on the roof of the gym. :lmao:

But there once was a cow brought to the second floor of Chopticon HS!
 

PrchJrkr

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Oh psh. Seniors once put a teachers VW Bug on the roof of the gym. :lmao:

But there once was a cow brought to the second floor of Chopticon HS!
I had no part in those, but I held the door for the FFA fellas to herd in a huge sow circa 1980. They don't run very well on tiled floors.
 

GregV814

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I don’t know, but I’ve been told, that Johnny Fastop will plop his fiberglass bovine in place of the former landmark.
I don’t know... how about a statue of Mr& Mrs Bowen!!! No, the marxists would tear it down...
 
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