PeoplesElbow
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Once there was a queen had the most massive pair of breasts in the kingdom
The knight-captain was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day the knight-captain revealed his secret desire to his old friend who was the royal physician. The physician thought about this and said that he could arrange for the captain to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause the captain readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, the physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, the physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of the knight-captain would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned the captain to their chambers. The physician then slipped the captain the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, the captain was enjoying his session ravaging the queen's massive breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and the captain left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, the physician was waiting in the room, demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, the captain couldn't have cared less knowing that physician could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, the physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned the captain.
