GWguy
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.... who wanted to see what would happen if you plugged up the south-bound end of a north-bound elephant. So they did. They inserted a cork into the butt of a huge bull elephant. Over time, the elephant grew larger. Larger, and larger and larger, until the scientists decided they had to do something about it. None of them were willing to remove the cork, that would be suicide. So they trained a monkey to remove the cork. After weeks of training, and weeks of the elephant growing even larger, the monkey was put to task. It crept up the elephant and pulled the cork. Instantly, the entire surrounding area was covered in the nastiest, smelliest, most vile pile of excrement for a mile around to a depth of 6 feet. The scientists were buried.
Rescue crews were sent in to recover the bodies. Amazingly, they were found alive! The rescuers ask the first scientist, "What is the last thing you remember?" "Cr@p! TONS AND TONS OF CR@P!!!!"
They asked the second scientist what he remembered last. "THE SMELL!!! OH, THE HORRIBLE SMELL!!!!!"
Once again, they asked the third scientist what he remembered.
"The little monkey trying to push the cork back in......"
Rescue crews were sent in to recover the bodies. Amazingly, they were found alive! The rescuers ask the first scientist, "What is the last thing you remember?" "Cr@p! TONS AND TONS OF CR@P!!!!"
They asked the second scientist what he remembered last. "THE SMELL!!! OH, THE HORRIBLE SMELL!!!!!"
Once again, they asked the third scientist what he remembered.
"The little monkey trying to push the cork back in......"