nhboy
Ubi bene ibi patria
There were these two twenty something women, an American and a Russian sitting in a bar.
The American girl boasted: My country was the first country to fly to the moon
Not to be outdone, the Russian girl replies: Well, my country was the first country to fly to the sun
The American girl said: What? That's impossible, you'd burn up before you got there .
The Russian girl replied: You silly twit, we went at night .
The American girl boasted: My country was the first country to fly to the moon
Not to be outdone, the Russian girl replies: Well, my country was the first country to fly to the sun
The American girl said: What? That's impossible, you'd burn up before you got there .
The Russian girl replied: You silly twit, we went at night .