There's a reason...

[Bay_Kat]

They call them crotch rockets.

Motorcyclist lands between couple in backseat of van

He hit the van with such force that his body propelled into the vehicle like a missile.

And his body positioning was so fortunately precise that he shot straight between a husband and wife seated in the back in bucket seats.

Motorcyclist rear-ends van on Interstate 75 in Ocala, Florida | Ocala.com

 

[Cowgirl]

It's lucky that moron didn't hurt the van passengers.

 

[belvak]

 

[Homer J]

I was heading south on I-95 Saturday afternoon just north of Fredericksburg when four superbike mounted pinheads passed me at triple digit speeds, weaving back and forth across three lanes of traffic, shooting through any small gap they could, until they were out of sight.

About five minutes later, traffic started to slow for some reason. Imagine my surprise when we reach the cause of the slowdown and see one of the aforementioned pinheads, layed out on the shoulder with his forearms resembling a raw steak, while a VA state trooper stood above him taking a statement.

He was obviously injured, although apparently, not seriously as he was talking and looking over his new road rash.

So I have two questions.

Do you think he learned anything, and is it wrong that I laughed a little?

 

[Bay_Kat]

I was heading south on I-95 Saturday afternoon just north of Fredericksburg when four superbike mounted pinheads passed me at triple digit speeds, weaving back and forth across three lanes of traffic, shooting through any small gap they could, until they were out of sight.

About five minutes later, traffic started to slow for some reason. Imagine my surprise when we reach the cause of the slowdown and see one of the aforementioned pinheads, layed out on the shoulder with his forearms resembling a raw steak, while a VA state trooper stood above him taking a statement.

He was obviously injured, although apparently, not seriously as he was talking and looking over his new road rash.

So I have two questions.

Do you think he learned anything, and is it wrong that I laughed a little?

No to both questions. He's a very lucky guy though, what an idiot and he'll be right back out there doing the same thing.

 

[kom526]

I
Do you think he learned anything, and is it wrong that I laughed a little?

No to part one and yes to part two...






You should have pulled over and went to the aforementioned pinhead and

 

[Homer J]

No to part one and yes to part two...






You should have pulled over and went to the aforementioned pinhead and

If there had not been so much traffic, I probably would have.

 

[bohman]

So I have two questions.

Do you think he learned anything, and is it wrong that I laughed a little?

Doubtful, and yes. But I think you'll be forgiven pretty quickly.