Theres a TURD on the FLOOR!

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smithchick231

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I had to share. As a new mommy to a 7mo I think Im pretty laid back, not tothe point of neglect-but hey, kids eat dirt-let em! (well ok, not other peoples yards, or by animals, or more than on their hands, ok..maybe not)

Anyways, my son has been a little cranky lately with clothes and diapies. Ive been cleaning and dusting and scrubbing house all day with him under my feet. I figured if I stuck him in the living room after I changed his diaper,let the boys uh...air out for a while, gave him his favorite toy...I might actually be able to finish up this last room and relax for the evening. My hubby was sitting on the couch supervising, folding laundry, while our son was walking around the coffee table. I hear.."come get him, theres a TURD on the FLoor" in a slightly panicked tone. I come around the corner thinking wtf? we dont have animals, how is there a turd on the floor? LMAO...my little bugger had stood at the coffee table and popped a little turd out on the freshly vacummed carpet. Now I think its funny enough on its own, but my hubby is an OCD, neat freak, germophobe so he ran out the room gagging. LMAO...sorry if other people don't find this as funny as I do.
 
struggler44

struggler44

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smithchick231 said:
I had to share. As a new mommy to a 7mo I think Im pretty laid back, not tothe point of neglect-but hey, kids eat dirt-let em! (well ok, not other peoples yards, or by animals, or more than on their hands, ok..maybe not)

Anyways, my son has been a little cranky lately with clothes and diapies. Ive been cleaning and dusting and scrubbing house all day with him under my feet. I figured if I stuck him in the living room after I changed his diaper,let the boys uh...air out for a while, gave him his favorite toy...I might actually be able to finish up this last room and relax for the evening. My hubby was sitting on the couch supervising, folding laundry, while our son was walking around the coffee table. I hear.."come get him, theres a TURD on the FLoor" in a slightly panicked tone. I come around the corner thinking wtf? we dont have animals, how is there a turd on the floor? LMAO...my little bugger had stood at the coffee table and popped a little turd out on the freshly vacummed carpet. Now I think its funny enough on its own, but my hubby is an OCD, neat freak, germophobe so he ran out the room gagging. LMAO...sorry if other people don't find this as funny as I do.
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If you had of left the boy alone for a bit he would have cleaned up after himself......:drool:
 
RareBreed

RareBreed

Throwing the deuces
smithchick231 said:
I had to share. As a new mommy to a 7mo I think Im pretty laid back, not tothe point of neglect-but hey, kids eat dirt-let em! (well ok, not other peoples yards, or by animals, or more than on their hands, ok..maybe not)

Anyways, my son has been a little cranky lately with clothes and diapies. Ive been cleaning and dusting and scrubbing house all day with him under my feet. I figured if I stuck him in the living room after I changed his diaper,let the boys uh...air out for a while, gave him his favorite toy...I might actually be able to finish up this last room and relax for the evening. My hubby was sitting on the couch supervising, folding laundry, while our son was walking around the coffee table. I hear.."come get him, theres a TURD on the FLoor" in a slightly panicked tone. I come around the corner thinking wtf? we dont have animals, how is there a turd on the floor? LMAO...my little bugger had stood at the coffee table and popped a little turd out on the freshly vacummed carpet. Now I think its funny enough on its own, but my hubby is an OCD, neat freak, germophobe so he ran out the room gagging. LMAO...sorry if other people don't find this as funny as I do.
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Your 7 month old can already walk??? :faint:
 
Nonno

Nonno

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OOPS! Sorry, I thought this was about Lenny.
 

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LadyCoyote

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Oh my gosh!! I had to read that while drinking coffee? I almost lost it!

LOL! That was funny to read, especially the part about you recalling that you don't have any animals/pets! THIS will be one of the "those stories" at you'll always remember (slighly horrifying but funny -- you know, bring it up with little one's future spouse at a BBQ, kidding of course!)
 
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