ServiceGuy
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I walked into a Blimpie's with a
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich.
I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free".
"They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said,
"so I guess they're both free". She handed me my
free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
They walk among us and many work retail.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some
friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up
every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises
in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her
head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They walk among us!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told
her, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week." She responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They walk among us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed
to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.
They walk among us!
====================
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now ," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
They walk among us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be
alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't
think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yep, they walk among us!
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AND........ they reproduce!
buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich.
I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free".
"They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said,
"so I guess they're both free". She handed me my
free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
They walk among us and many work retail.
===================
One day I was walking down the beach with some
friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
They walk among us!
====================
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up
every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises
in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her
head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They walk among us!!
====================
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told
her, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week." She responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They walk among us!
====================
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed
to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.
They walk among us!
====================
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now ," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
They walk among us!
====================
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be
alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't
think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yep, they walk among us!
===================
AND........ they reproduce!
