Things found in people's orifices v. 2014

[Monello]

I find the fact that there is a database to track this somewhat disturbing. Anyhow the link contains all sort of cringe worthy places and the things found in them.

OUCH

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• TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
• PIPE
• KEYS
• ACORN
• SHOT GLASS
• DRUM STICK
• ICE PICK
• UNSHARPENED PENCIL
• "HAD ANAL SEX & HAS BRUISING, BLOOD ON TOILET PAPER, TOOK CRYSTAL METH TO HELP PAIN"
• CANDLE
• AIR FRESHENER
• CAN OF SPRAY PAINT
• SHAVING CREAM CAN
• SHAMPOO BOTTLE
• LOTION BOTTLE
• SODA CAN
• "BEER BOTTLE UP RECTUM & BOTTLE BROKE WHEN TRIED TO RETRIEVE BOTTLE W/ PLIERS. COCAINE USE PRIOR TO INSERTION"
• TURKEY BASTER
• PHONE CORD
• GOLF BALL
• METAL TOILET PAPER HOLDER
• TENT STAKES
• "ROLLED UP STACK OF PLASTIC TRASH BAGS"
• CHRISTMAS BELL
• LOG

 

[Bay_Kat]

I'm sitting on hold on the phone and just glanced at the title of the thread, I read it as "things found in people's offices" thought it was strange, so I clicked on it, I was so wrong and so is that site.

 

[b23hqb]

What, no gerbils? Or obamacare or his executive orders?

 

[vraiblonde]

Air freshener. That one got me.

So like, a can of air freshener? An Airwick solid? What are we talking about?

 

[Merlin99]

Air freshener. That one got me.

So like, a can of air freshener? An Airwick solid? What are we talking about?

Wife said "no way, you know what it smells like down there"
Hubby said " I can fix that"
It went south from there.