baileydog
I wanna be a SMIB
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for
> >> months. Nurses were in her
> >> room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was
> >> washing her private area and
> >> noticed that there was a slight response on the
> >> monitor when she touched
> >> her.
> >>
> >> They tried it again and sure enough there was a
> >> small, recognizable
> >> movement.
> >>
> >
> >> They went to her husband and explained what
> >> happened, telling him,"crazy as
> >> this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the
> >> trick and bring her out of the coma."
> >>
> >> The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that
> >> they'd close the
> >> Curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and
> >> went into his wife's
> >> room.
> >>
> >> After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined,
> >> no pulse, no heart rate.
> >>
> >> The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
> >>
> >> The husband said, "I'm not sure, I think she choked"
>
> >> months. Nurses were in her
> >> room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was
> >> washing her private area and
> >> noticed that there was a slight response on the
> >> monitor when she touched
> >> her.
> >>
> >> They tried it again and sure enough there was a
> >> small, recognizable
> >> movement.
> >>
> >
> >> They went to her husband and explained what
> >> happened, telling him,"crazy as
> >> this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the
> >> trick and bring her out of the coma."
> >>
> >> The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that
> >> they'd close the
> >> Curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and
> >> went into his wife's
> >> room.
> >>
> >> After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined,
> >> no pulse, no heart rate.
> >>
> >> The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
> >>
> >> The husband said, "I'm not sure, I think she choked"
>