Things Men Don't Say....

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
(possible repeat, but I couldn't find it. :lol: )

1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherf***er.

2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.

3. Her t*ts are just way too big.

4. Sometimes I just want to be held.

5. That Rosie O'Donnell chick gives me a boner.

6. Sure! I'd love to wear a condom.

7. We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shop and I'll hold your purse.

8. Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally McBeal."

9. It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.

10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons?

11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.

12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

13. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.

14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her.

15. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.

16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them anymore.

17. I understand.

18. This movie has way too much nudity.

19. Damn, we're late for church!

20. No! I don't want to see your sister's new t*ts.

21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.

22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake.

23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a Victoria's Secret model!!

24. Don't pick that up, I got it.

25. Happy Anniversary!!!

26. Hey, isn't today your mothers birthday?

27. Let's talk - I miss talking.
 

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
It would be funny - but I have heard more than half from men before - dang PC and Gender equality...:ohwell:
 

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
Re: A cup

Originally posted by What about Bob?
Mig,? that was A cup? lick, lick. hmmmm.:killingme
Nope, little bigger than an A :wink: I'll let ya read my bra label next time I see ya. :bubble:
 
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giggles04

Guest
Let's talk - I miss talking.

Yeah... can't say that I hear that one too much!
 
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giggles04

Guest
Ha.. but I know someone that better say this one on Thursday:
25. Happy Anniversary!!!
 
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giggles04

Guest
Originally posted by jazz lady
Congratulations! How many years?

We've been together for 4 years:biggrin: No wedding until I'm out of college
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Originally posted by giggles04
We've been together for 4 years:biggrin: No wedding until I'm out of college
Me, too! :lol: Actually, it will probably be divorce if I don't finish up soon. :wink:

So how much longer to you have to go to get your degree?
 
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