Things not to ask your Wife or Girlfriend (TV Inspired)

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Put on a red wig, a labcoat, and a set of safety glasses and call you Mulder

Dye her hair Blue, all of it, and call you Homer

Wear cutoff jean shorts and call you Bo, Luke, or Uncle Jesse

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[Ken King]

Don't have her stand over you if it's your intent to point towards her crotch and yell "De plane, de plane". This one is also bad if you plan on discussing either the Grand Canyon or the theory of black holes.

Don't engage in sex with her after asking if she can hum the theme to Final Jeopardy.