Things Said in a Bar (and What They Really Mean)

[justhangn]

"You get this one, next round is on me." -- (We won't be here long enough to get another round.)

"Who's got the next round?" -- (I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.)

"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel?" (female) -- (I'm easy.)

"Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male) -- (I'm gay.)

"Can I have a white Russian?" (male) -- (I'm *really* gay.)

"Can I have a white Russian?" (female) -- (I'm *really* easy.)

"Ever try a body shot?" (male to female) -- (I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.)

"Ever try a body shot?" (female to male) -- (If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?)

 

[pixiegirl]

"Can I have a white Russian?" (female) -- (I'm *really* easy.)

Better tell Sxy you're sorry. Those are her favorite drinks.

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by pixiegirl


Better tell Sxy you're sorry. Those are her favorite drinks.

OK, I'm sorry Sxy! I didn't write them, but I'll appologize anyway.

 

[Tonio]

Uh, what's a body shot?

 

[Sharon]

Originally posted by Tonio
Uh, what's a body shot?

And I thought I was naive. Tonio, use you imagination body/shot.

 

[Tonio]

Alcohol has never agreed with me. I get heartburn and nausea after only two drinks. I haven't been in a bar in years, except for the Tiki and that's only because a few of my friends like to go.

Besides, I'm a father now. I not supposed to drink. What would I do with a baby when I'm drunk? "Hey, you just spit up! Cool! Now it's my turn!"

 

[Sharon]

Originally posted by Tonio
"Hey, you just spit up! Cool! Now it's my turn!"