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czygvtwkr
Guest
So what kind of lies did you tell your parents?
"I'm spending the night at So-and-So's house tonight..."
"We're just going for a walk..."
"I don't know why you're smelling pot, I don't smell anything..."
"I had to cut onions at work and it irritated my eyes..."
"He's my age..."
"We're just going for a walk..."
"I don't know why you're smelling pot, I don't smell anything..."
"I had to cut onions at work and it irritated my eyes..."
"He's my age..."
I'm not admitting anything on a public forum!
What's the statute of limitations for stories told to the parents?
GWguy
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Never! My octogenarian parents would probably drop dead if I told them half the stuff I did.
MarieB
New Member
I don't say ####, but my mom probably knows at least some of it. It wasn't anything horribly bad though
Every time we all get together my brother tells stories, and there is usually one that my mom hasn't heard about. I can't believe he tells her, but we all get a good laugh.
Radiant1
Soul Probe
I used to "lie" by telling the truth.
Have you been smoking?
Yeah, Mom, I've been smoking.
Is that boy in your class at school?
No, Mom, he's a senior in college.
:shrug:
Have you been smoking?
Yeah, Mom, I've been smoking.
Is that boy in your class at school?
No, Mom, he's a senior in college.
:shrug:
mamatutu
mama to two
I used to "lie" by telling the truth.
Have you been smoking?
Yeah, Mom, I've been smoking.
Is that boy in your class at school?
No, Mom, he's a senior in college.
:shrug:
I don't believe you, and I am sure your mother didn't either. Moms pick up on sarcasm. Nice try!
afjess1989
Amount of F##Ks given, 0
"I thought they were ballons.". lol
"I don't know where that dent came from"
"I havnt been drinking, I took a sleeping pill"- this one I Still use and its interchangeable.
"I don't know where that dent came from"
"I havnt been drinking, I took a sleeping pill"- this one I Still use and its interchangeable.
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"Can I spend the night at Kelly's tonight?" isn't exactly a lie.
My Mom's problem is that she didn't ask enough questions. When my kids would say, "Can I spend the night at Brittany's tonight?" I would respond with, "Is that what you're going to actually do, spend the night at Brittany's?"
My Mom's problem is that she didn't ask enough questions. When my kids would say, "Can I spend the night at Brittany's tonight?" I would respond with, "Is that what you're going to actually do, spend the night at Brittany's?"