So here's my fight plan near as I can figure out. I'm going to neener neener him at 50 paces and rag him that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, at which point he'll be so outraged, that he'll start the slap down, I'll pull hair, somewhere in there I'll be ripping his bodice for Gilligan, this should make him laugh, at which point I'll tickle - because no fight is complete without tickling, I'll eventually pin him down and won't let him up until he declares Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie at which point I'll spray him with whipped cream and top it off with sprinkles.
Did I miss anything?
Poor Yooper, he's probably not even up yet.