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GWguy

GWguy

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Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly, I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then, I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these!) "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off" !!!!!!!

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
 
Bay_Kat

Bay_Kat

Tropical
GWguy said:
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly, I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then, I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these!) "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off" !!!!!!!

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
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:killingme I really shouldn't laugh, almost the exact same thing happened to me years ago, didn't get as far as getting the police involved thank goodness.
 
ICit

ICit

Jam out with ur clam out
GWguy said:
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly, I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then, I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these!) "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off" !!!!!!!

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
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at first i thought you were telling a story that you went thru... till i got the the hubby part :jet:.....

:killingme
 
withrespect

withrespect

:wr:
GWguy said:
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly, I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then, I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these!) "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off" !!!!!!!

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
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Just saw this. :mad: Ya big meamie. :smack:
 
Merlin99

Merlin99

Visualize whirled peas
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GWguy said:
Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal pat down.
I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly, I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then, I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these!) "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off" !!!!!!!

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."
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A friend of mine found a way to lock her keys in the trunk (on base). she called her husband and had him bring the spare keys (from Waldorf). after he arrived his first question was why she hadn't pushed the trunk release button in the glove compartment.
 
Dupontster

Dupontster

Would THIS face lie?
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Merlin99 said:
A friend of mine found a way to lock her keys in the trunk (on base). she called her husband and had him bring the spare keys (from Waldorf). after he arrived his first question was why she hadn't pushed the trunk release button in the glove compartment.
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I would've probably asked this question before I left Waldorf.
 
withrespect

withrespect

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Merlin99 said:
A friend of mine found a way to lock her keys in the trunk (on base). she called her husband and had him bring the spare keys (from Waldorf). after he arrived his first question was why she hadn't pushed the trunk release button in the glove compartment.
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Ugh... I hate when my keys get locked somewhere. :ohwell: I keep one of my remote keys in my desk at work for occasions like this ... :smile: I am so smort :nerd:
 
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