This is NOT Teddy's Week!

[Penn]

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/384077p-325944c.html

"Ted Kennedy is breaking out his scandal squad, now that The National Enquirer is claiming he has a secret love child.
According to the tab, the Massachusetts senator took a paternity test that proved he'd fathered a son - now 21 - by a Cape Cod woman half his age."

Kennedy, then 51, began dating Caroline Bilodeau in 1983 while divorcing wife Joan. "[Caroline] had dreams about being the next Mrs. Ted Kennedy," says a source.

How did this guy get a seat on the Senate Judiciary Panel?

 

[Kain99]

Secret "Love children" are a dime a dozen! ... Next!

 

[vraiblonde]

You know what this means, don't you? That someone actually had sex with that bloated warthog.


Guh. That just gave me a chill.

 

[Penn]

Secret "Love children" are a dime a dozen! ... Next!

True dat!

But, in light of his penchant to impugn the integrity of those judicial candidates who come before him, as he sits and makes judgements on their qualifications, or lack of, you have to wonder about his set of morals and ethics.

 

[Penn]

You know what this means, don't you? That someone actually had sex with that bloated warthog.


Guh. That just gave me a chill.

Money talks, warthogs frolick?

 

[jazz lady]

You know what this means, don't you? That someone actually had sex with that bloated warthog.


Guh. That just gave me a chill.

And then some. I just lost my appetite BIG time.

 

[donbarzini]

How did this guy get a seat on the Senate Judiciary Panel?

It was the only panel that had chairs wide enough

 

[Pete]

You know what this means, don't you? That someone actually had sex with that bloated warthog.


Guh. That just gave me a chill.

Living proof that Power and Money are better than Bare Essentials make up.

Take a dude who has a speech impediment, Quasimoto hump, huge ears, big huge vein ravaged gin blossom nose, huge fat gut and what do you have? A laughingstock. Add 30 Million dollars and Senate seat and whamo, you got a hot stud

 

[vraiblonde]

Living proof that Power and Money are better than Bare Essentials make up.

Apparently Henry Kissinger used to get all the chicks, too.

 

[Pete]

Apparently Henry Kissinger used to get all the chicks, too.

It was the accent

Vaaat are you vearing......

 

[Penn]

You know what this means, don't you? That someone actually had sex with that bloated warthog.


Guh. That just gave me a chill.

http://www.lucianne.com/routine/images/01-21-06.jpg

Vrai, just to refresh the image.................

 

[willie]

Ewwww.....that is gross and I used to think this one was bad.

 

[vraiblonde]

There should be a law that that guy has to stay clothed at all times.