This is pretty funny

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Toreadoralpha

Guest
Don't be fooled!

DHMO is a gateway drug! 100% of drug addicts and alcoholics used DHMO first!
 

hvp05

Methodically disorganized
It's everywhere...

... we really need to ban it!

It is amazing how willingly they latch on to a cause just because. :doh:
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
I liked the lady that cut her off mid-spiel and said "I'm familiar with it" and just signed away. :roflmao:
 

hvp05

Methodically disorganized
Nickel said:
I liked the lady that cut her off mid-spiel and said "I'm familiar with it" and just signed away. :roflmao:
:lol: Yeah, I detected a near laugh that the "petitioner" had to restrain.
 
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somdebay

Guest
Toreadoralpha said:
DHMO is a gateway drug! 100% of drug addicts and alcoholics used DHMO first!

I love to make my kool-aid with DHMO
 
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somdebay

Guest
What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

as an industrial solvent and coolant,
in nuclear power plants,
by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
by elite athletes to improve performance,
in the production of Styrofoam,
in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals,
as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant,
in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics,
as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
in cult rituals,
by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMo_Org to vehemently deny such use),
by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior,
by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,
historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,
during many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East,
by many terrorist organizations including al Quaeda,
in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance,
by software engineers, including those producing DICOM software SDKs,
in animal research laboratories, and
in pesticide production and distribution.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 

Lenny

Lovin' being Texican
somdebay said:
What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:



Most wickedly of all, DHMO is responsible for the rising sea levels around the world! The melting of the polar ice caps can be traced directly to DHMO.
 

hvp05

Methodically disorganized
somdebay said:
What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Very informative!

Here are some more...
· Some call Dihydrogen Monoxide the "Invisible Killer"
· Dihydrogen Monoxide is linked to gun violence
· Dihydrogen monoxide was found at every recent school shooting
· Athletes use DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, or DHMO, to enhance performance
· Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in our rivers, lakes, oceans and streams
· Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain
· Thousands die each year after inhaling dihydrogen monoxide
· Dihydrogen Monoxide can be deadly

The stuff is obviously sending people over the edge!



:lmao:
 

FireBrand

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Yes Folks, that's right !
The earth is being depleted of Gravity !
gravity is caused by a substance named GR12. Unfortunately, the world is running out of GR12.

So we all have to lighten up a little, but don't let this news weigh you down.
Let's all pitch in to save our Gravity.
Carry around some helium baloons tomorrow !


Remember, Your friend Jiminy Gravity says "Help us save our Gravity !!!"
 
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