This is the best laugh I've had all day!

[vraiblonde]

Man treated after attempting to nail himself to cross

"When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," Boucher said.

It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand.

 

[vraiblonde]

Too bad ya'll can't see Larry's imitation of this guy:

*whack whack whack whack* Uhhhhhh....

 

[Kizzy]

What a dingus.

 

[RoseRed]

What a

 

[Larry Gude]

Proper planning...

prohibts pizz poor performance...

It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand.

Now, go through this in your head.

Whack, whack, whack. Left hand is nailed down. (Probably a righty...lefty's aren't this stupid).

Now...uhmm...uh...now what?

 

[vraiblonde]

Didn't really think that one through, did he?

 

[Tonio]

When I was growing up, my family wouldn't eat land meat (beef, pork, chicken) on Good Friday. For some reason, fish was OK.

So every year on March 11 (the day the guy with the Christ complex tried to do himself in), maybe we should all abstain from eating turkey jerky.

 

[Larry Gude]

I'm imagining the scene...

...there I am, flailing around, trying to drive that second nail in with my forehead and in walks Vrai...

"Men. Another spur of the moment brain storm, eh dear?"

Me: "I don't wanna hear about the damn washer again just now. Shut up and give me a hand..."

 

[Pete]

Re: I'm imagining the scene...

Originally posted by Larry Gude
...there I am, flailing around, trying to drive that second nail in with my forehead and in walks Vrai...

"Men. Another spur of the moment brain storm, eh dear?"

Me: "I don't wanna hear about the damn washer again just now. Shut up and give me a hand..."

pics?

 

[Dupontster]

See, the dumb ass should have got himself some good wood glue and he wouldn't need to call 911.....