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A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at
the airport. It was after midnight. While en-route to his home, he asked
the cabby if he would be a witness as he suspected his wife was having an
affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the
bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and
there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the
naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very
generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the new
golf clubs I bought you. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid
for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for
our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking
his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked
over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd
cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold."
the airport. It was after midnight. While en-route to his home, he asked
the cabby if he would be a witness as he suspected his wife was having an
affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the
bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and
there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the
naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very
generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the new
golf clubs I bought you. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid
for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for
our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking
his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked
over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd
cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold."
Yes, old, but priceless. 