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justhangn
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A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much
worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a
look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at
myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled
up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were
blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look
on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes,
then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you one thing . . .
there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."
worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a
look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at
myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled
up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were
blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look
on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes,
then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you one thing . . .
there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."