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Pharaoh Throne Handler (Southern Maryland)

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Date: 2012-09-06, 11:47PM EDT
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I am interested in hiring 4 strapping men to be the handlers for my Pharaoh throne. I am an affluent socialite of the Lexington Park area and I require proper transportation to and from the local bar (The Green Door). You will be paid handsomely either in cash or in class credits for your university.

Qualities I will be looking for: handsomeness, strength, virtue, Egyptian or Greek heritage, humbleness, understanding of Aristotelian ethics.

Please inquire within for more details.
• Location: Southern Maryland
• Compensation: Dolla Dolla Bills Yall
• This is a part-time job.
• This is an internship job
•Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
•Please, no phone calls about this job!
•Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 3255488788
 

drivingdaisy

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Unless this Pharaoh lives in one of the houses right next to the door, these 4 men are going to be carrying her(him?) an awfully far way.
 

Toxick

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Please inquire within for more details.
• Location: Southern Maryland
• Compensation: Dolla Dolla Bills Yall
• This is a part-time job.
• This is an internship job
•Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
•Please, no phone calls about this job!
•Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 3255488788


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