This poor Schmuck ain't got a chance in hell...
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Wenchy
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Two years ago I discovered that my SUV had been "keyed" in my own driveway.
The culprit left no part of the vehicle untouched.
I called the police, and a made a report.
While the Detective was taking down notes, my son arrived home from school.
To make a long story short, after the Detective left, I discovered that my 7 year old had decided to "decorate" my car with a piece of gravel from the driveway.
I called the station to explain what had happened, and the Detective asked if I wanted to press charges. We both laughed, even though we both knew it was still a serious matter.
The scratches were successfully buffed out by a detailing company, and my son learned an important lesson:
Only make "art" for mommy on/with pre-approved media.
I know this was
Sorry!
The culprit left no part of the vehicle untouched.
I called the police, and a made a report.
While the Detective was taking down notes, my son arrived home from school.
To make a long story short, after the Detective left, I discovered that my 7 year old had decided to "decorate" my car with a piece of gravel from the driveway.
I called the station to explain what had happened, and the Detective asked if I wanted to press charges. We both laughed, even though we both knew it was still a serious matter.
The scratches were successfully buffed out by a detailing company, and my son learned an important lesson:
Only make "art" for mommy on/with pre-approved media.
I know this was
Sorry!
GeezLouise
tired and content....
:shudder:
That is one "different" looking individual!
That is one "different" looking individual!
Otter
Nothing to see here
Wenchy said:Two years ago I discovered that my SUV had been "keyed" in my own driveway.
The culprit left no part of the vehicle untouched.
I called the police, and a made a report.
While the Detective was taking down notes, my son arrived home from school.
To make a long story short, after the Detective left, I discovered that my 7 year old had decided to "decorate" my car with a piece of gravel from the driveway.
I called the station to explain what had happened, and the Detective asked if I wanted to press charges. We both laughed, even though we both knew it was still a serious matter.
The scratches were successfully buffed out by a detailing company, and my son learned an important lesson:
Only make "art" for mommy on/with pre-approved media.
I know this was
Had my niece(7 at the time) helping me wash an MG I had yrs ago, I had parked under a tree and a flock of starlings let loose on it. I got a phone call from work and left her to the task, came back 25 minutes later and all the crap was off the car and she was grinning ear to ear. She was so proud of herself for figuring out a brillo pad got that crap off quick. Didn't have the heart to say anything, paid her 5 bucks and started compounding.
Toxick
Splat
Ponytail said:
I try to subscribe to the 'can't judge a book by the cover' philosophy, but sometimes - just sometimes - someone who looks like a complete dullard actually is a complete dullard.
The look on his face on the security camera reminds me of a opossum about ready to be smashed into a road-pizza.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
You are a Saint!
...wow.
Now, if it was your kid...???
otter said:
...wow.
Now, if it was your kid...???
Ponytail
New Member
Good friend of mine "helped" his dad get grease off of the family sedan, a 50 something Desoto. My buddy, feeling much better now, opted to use brake fluid to clean the greasy fingerprints off of the car while his proud pop finished things up underneath.I heard that story MULTIPLE times from his pop.