...because it's pretty much what he actually said:
Allstate CEO Explains If Americans Were Nicer, Islamists Wouldn't Have To Murder Them
U.S. — Allstate CEO Thomas Wilson explained to viewers across the nation that if Americans would act nicer, Islamic terrorists wouldn't be forced to murder them.
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Allstate deletes social media post of CEO's controversial Sugar Bowl message amid backlash
Following the backlash Allstate CEO Tom Wilson faced over his comments in response to the New Orleans terror attack, the company appeared to delete the message from its social media platform.
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