James Cromwell (you'd recognize him if you saw him) supposedly superglued himself to a Starbucks counter because they charge an extra like 50-cents for vegan milk. I say "supposedly" because there is some doubt as to whether he really glued himself or was just faking it.
He says it's - all together now! - RACIST!!! because "black people are lactose intolerant". Because, yeah, it's black people buying all those veggie burgers and oat milks.
This is the opioid crisis right in our face. There is no other explanation for this person's behavior other than drugs. WAY more entertaining than any film or TV work he's done, including his American Horror Story: Asylum turn.
I give it two thumbs up