Three ducks walk into a bar.
"What's your name?" asked the bartender to the 1st duck.
"Huey," replied the first duck.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in & out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said the duck.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. Then he said to the 2nd duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number 2.
"So, how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in & out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
So the bartender turned to the 3rd duck & said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."
"What's your name?" asked the bartender to the 1st duck.
"Huey," replied the first duck.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in & out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said the duck.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. Then he said to the 2nd duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number 2.
"So, how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in & out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
So the bartender turned to the 3rd duck & said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."
