Three Priests And The Railroad Ticket Clerk

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There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go
home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very, very
shapely lass, well endowed, gorgeous, amazing woman. The priests
were all in embarrassing new territory, so they drew straws to
determine who would get the tickets. The first priest approached
the window. "Young lady," he began, "I would like three pickets
to titsburg." Whereupon he completely lost his composure and
fled.

The second priest approached. "Young lady, I would like three
tickets to Pittsburgh," he began, "and I would like the change in
nipples and dimes." So, of course, he also fled.

Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to
Pittsburgh, and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And
I must say," he continued, "if you insist on dressing like that
when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his
peter at you."
 
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