Penn
Dancing Up A Storm
FROM MY FRIEND BOBBIE COMES THE FOLLOWING. Here area few laughs for you, and I hope you like them. We all need to laugh once in a while. Try it you'll like it..........
Signs of the Times....
Did I read that sign right?
"TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW"
In a Laundromat:
"AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT"
In a London department store:
"BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS"
In an office:
"WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN"
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD"
Outside a secondhand shop:
"WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? "
Notice in health food shop window:
"CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS"
Spotted in a safari park:
"ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR"
Seen during a conference:
"FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR"
Notice in a farmer's field:
"THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES."
Message on a leaflet:
"IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS"
On a repair shop door:
"WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) We all need a good laugh
Signs of the Times....
Did I read that sign right?
"TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW"
In a Laundromat:
"AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT"
In a London department store:
"BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS"
In an office:
"WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN"
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD"
Outside a secondhand shop:
"WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? "
Notice in health food shop window:
"CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS"
Spotted in a safari park:
"ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR"
Seen during a conference:
"FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR"
Notice in a farmer's field:
"THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES."
Message on a leaflet:
"IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS"
On a repair shop door:
"WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle) We all need a good laugh
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