Time off

I urgently needed a few days off work. But I knew the boss would not
allow me to take leave. I thought that if I acted 'crazy' he would then
tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was
pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss might think I was "crazy"
and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked "What in the
name of good heaven are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days."

So I jumped down and walked out of the office........

When my co-worker followed me, the boss asked her, "Where do
you think you're going?"










She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."
 
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