SxyPrincess
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The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he
kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse. He had a ****
rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the **** rooster was
missing and as that was the time he suspected **** fights occurred in
the village he decided to do something about it at church the next
morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a ****?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****
that doesn't belong to them."
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said "That wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen my
****?"
All the choir boys stood up.
kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse. He had a ****
rooster and about ten hens. One Saturday night the **** rooster was
missing and as that was the time he suspected **** fights occurred in
the village he decided to do something about it at church the next
morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a ****?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****
that doesn't belong to them."
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said "That wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen my
****?"
All the choir boys stood up.
