To Be 6 Again...

[Mike]

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there.


Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it w a s off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb@ss!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.

 

[vraiblonde]

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.

Normally I don't like to pick a joke apart, but this one always bugs me when I hear it. Obviously it was written by a man because it skimps on the communication that is an integral part of a woman's biological makeup.

In reality, the wife would have gotten up to find Lucky Charms on the breakfast table. She would have said, "What's with the Lucky Charms?" and the husband would have replied, "You said you wanted to be six again." At that point the wife would have clarified that she meant a *size* 6, and the rest of the day would never have happened.

 

[GWguy]

Normally I don't like to pick a joke apart, but this one always bugs me when I hear it. Obviously it was written by a man because it skimps on the communication that is an integral part of a woman's biological makeup.

In reality, the wife would have gotten up to find Lucky Charms on the breakfast table. She would have said, "What's with the Lucky Charms?" and the husband would have replied, "You said you wanted to be six again." At that point the wife would have clarified that she meant a *size* 6, and the rest of the day would never have happened.

I'd respond to this, but I'm a man, so I'll be wrong.

 

[Geek]

I'd respond to this, but I'm a man, so I'll be wrong.

I love the well trained ones.

 

[Crewdawg141]

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there.


Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it w a s off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you dumb@ss!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.

Just another reminder to stay single!

 

[Dupontster]

Normally I don't like to pick a joke apart, but this one always bugs me when I hear it. Obviously it was written by a man because it skimps on the communication that is an integral part of a woman's biological makeup.

In reality, the wife would have gotten up to find Lucky Charms on the breakfast table. She would have said, "What's with the Lucky Charms?" and the husband would have replied, "You said you wanted to be six again." At that point the wife would have clarified that she meant a *size* 6, and the rest of the day would never have happened.

The woman should have said the she would like to be A six again or a size six again...She should not have said to be six again...So it really was the womans fault.......

 

[vraiblonde]

So it really was the womans fault....

Exactly, which is how you can tell the joke was written by a man. Normally women don't make communication errors like that. But she might have said *a* six, and the husband was busy thinking about televised sports or porn or something and misheard her.

 

[Dupontster]

Exactly, which is how you can tell the joke was written by a man. Normally women don't make communication errors like that. But she might have said *a* six, and the husband was busy thinking about televised sports or porn or something and misheard her.

I think it was based on a true story so it wasn't written by a man...The woman messed up....Women just can't communicate properly...Like you said, she should have known something was up with the fruit loops...She was just soooooo nosey, she wanted to see what was up next..

 

[itsbob]

Normally I don't like to pick a joke apart, but this one always bugs me when I hear it. Obviously it was written by a man because it skimps on the communication that is an integral part of a woman's biological makeup.

In reality, the wife would have gotten up to find Lucky Charms on the breakfast table. She would have said, "What's with the Lucky Charms?" and the husband would have replied, "You said you wanted to be six again." At that point the wife would have clarified that she meant a *size* 6, and the rest of the day would never have happened.

Did you go the carnival hoping to get weighed??

And when asked how it went you replied... Wousy!!

 

[czygvtwkr]

Actually a woman wouldn't have said that much, she would have sighed and been pissy all day long and expect him to know why.