To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

[Railroad]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!
2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'!
3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera..
6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell Your Children over dinner:'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go... And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

 

[GregV814]

1) ask the girl at the deli to cut your bagel diagonally

2) ask the clerk at the car rental company if the car you are renting has one of those pesky breathalyzers on the dash

3) act like an elevator operator and ask each passenger "what floor"

4) get a small cooler. Label it as CRYOGENICS WARNING: HUMAN HEAD. Drop it ocassionally

5) Sing 1940's show tunes in the DMV waiting line.

more to come.......

 

[Bay_Kat]

One I saw on FB

 

[Railroad]

One I saw on FB

 

[Railroad]

1) ask the girl at the deli to cut your bagel diagonally

2) ask the clerk at the car rental company if the car you are renting has one of those pesky breathalyzers on the dash

3) act like an elevator operator and ask each passenger "what floor"

4) get a small cooler. Label it as CRYOGENICS WARNING: HUMAN HEAD. Drop it ocassionally

5) Sing 1940's show tunes in the DMV waiting line.

more to come.......