To quote Hillary Duff

[PeoplesElbow]

Waldorf is so ghetto

Maryland man steals forklift from Lowe's and fatally mows down woman at Home Depot

Bryce Caleb Timothy Brown, 20, of Waldorf, is charged with first-degree murder, accused of killing 73-year-old Gloristine Pinkney.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[spr1975wshs]

Waldorf is so ghetto

Maryland man steals forklift from Lowe's and fatally mows down woman at Home Depot

Bryce Caleb Timothy Brown, 20, of Waldorf, is charged with first-degree murder, accused of killing 73-year-old Gloristine Pinkney.

www.nbcnews.com

I saw that on the Lowe's unofficial Reddit earlier today.