A: Come on, throw in a buck.
B: Nuh-uh. I don't tip.
A: You don't tip?
B: I don't believe in it.
A: You don't believe in tipping?
C: You know what these girls make? They make ####.
B: Don't give me that. If she doesn't make enough money, she can quit.
A: I don't even know a ####ing jew that would have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh?
B: I don't tip because society says I have to. I tip when someone deserves a tip. If they put forth an effort, I'll give them something extra. But this tipping automatically is for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
C: This girl was nice.
B: She was OK, but she wasn't anything special.
C: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your ####?
A: I'd go over 12% for that!
B: Look, I ordered coffee, right? We've been here a long ####ing time, and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times.
D: Six times? Well, what if she's too ####ing busy?
B: The words "too ####ing busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.
A: Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but the last ####ing thing you need is another cup of coffee.
B: Jesus Christ man! These ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage and when I did, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed "tip-worthy".
C: You don't care if they're counting on your tips to live?
B: You know what this is? The worlds smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
E: You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their asses. This is a hard job.
B: So is working at McDonalds, but you don't see anybody tipping them, do you? Why not? They're serving you food. But no... society says "Don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here." It's bull####.
E: Waitressing is the number one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. The reason is because of tips.
B: #### all that! I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's ####ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ####s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bull#### you're giving me? I got two words for that: "Learn to ####ing type". Because if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big ####ing surprise.
F: You know what? You convinced me. Gimme my dollar back.
That's what I thought, that it wasn't necessary to tip the owner. Well, I went there today with the intention of at least offering a tip. She insisted that I bring my little man with me and he screamed the entire time she dried my hair. So that made my decision a lot easier - tip, tip, tip. Next time, I'll go there while hubby watches Cory, like I always have. 
