Today’s horriblescopes

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Who wants to run around putting out fires all day? Avoid the mindset of trying to please everyone by deciding first thing in the morning what is important -- not merely urgent -- and concentrating your effort there.

Work will just have to come secondary to finding a house and talking the hubby into a new member of the family. :bubble:
 

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Your super power is: empathy. You use it to bring people to your way of thinking, to sell ideas or products, and, most of all, to broaden your own capacity to love and accept others.</NITF>

Far out! I'm a happy dude today! :getdown: :lol: :brownnose :dude:
 
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Kain99

Guest
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Words can promise. Words can lie. But words can also inspire you to soar to heights you never dreamed you could go. Carefully choose whom you'll listen to. Remember, garbage in, garbage out. :flowers:
 

mixallagist

Be careful what u wish 4
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Your love life has become more complicated than it needs to be. Set a precedent. Even though a partner is clinging tightly to your tiniest infractions and blowing them out of proportion, refuse to be petty.
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Your love life has become more complicated than it needs to be. Set a precedent. Even though a partner is clinging tightly to your tiniest infractions and blowing them out of proportion, refuse to be petty.

Boy, is that way off the mark! :lol:
 

AC/DC

Lord, I apologize.
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Your super power is: empathy. You use it to bring people to your way of thinking, to sell ideas or products, and, most of all, to broaden your own capacity to love and accept others.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). An industrious attitude attracts more work. This is only positive if you're 1. Enjoying what you do; 2. Charging enough money for what you do; 3. Being energized by what you do. If out of work, new offers come today.


GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Words can promise. Words can lie. But words can also inspire you to soar to heights you never dreamed you could go. Carefully choose whom you'll listen to. Remember, garbage in, garbage out.

CANCER (June 22-July 22). Relationship dynamics are amplified. What is good is now great, and what is bad is awful! Consider how you'd like to come across before you act. This is your personal history in the making.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Your humanness is so attractive. Dare to love the one who loves you. Don't you want to be near someone who is affected by the lilting sound of your voice, your hearty laughter and your very essence?

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). It's a rare day that you can remain as "chill" as a tourist in the Bahamas. But if you refuse to struggle and strain, the most colorful, magical and, above all, simple bits of good luck drift into your life.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Who wants to run around putting out fires all day? Avoid the mindset of trying to please everyone by deciding first thing in the morning what is important -- not merely urgent -- and concentrating your effort there.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Some actions satisfy your ego. Other actions bring results. Distinguish one from the other, and you'll be more than productive ... you'll be successful, too! There's chemistry between you and a Cancer.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You're mentally riding yourself too hard! Give yourself a break, especially from the nasty habit of comparing yourself to people in magazines. Nothing is gained from self-deprivation.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Your love life has become more complicated than it needs to be. Set a precedent. Even though a partner is clinging tightly to your tiniest infractions and blowing them out of proportion, refuse to be petty.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Change it up. Being too much in your own head gets boring. Get out and create a way to celebrate others, especially the one who has seen you on your worst behavior and loves you anyway!

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). A key relationship is going through a power struggle and in need of balance. Camus wrote: "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend."

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (March 29). Everything seems to happen at once this year! This creates an atmosphere of excitement, which is what you live for! Your new attitude brings a shift in your finances next month. Another positive influence is introduced in May, most likely in the form of romance, but this could also be a teacher. Lucky love signs are Cancer and Aquarius. Your lucky numbers are: 2, 14, 39, 6 and 35.
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Your humanness is so attractive. Dare to love the one who loves you. Don't you want to be near someone who is affected by the lilting sound of your voice, your hearty laughter and your very essence?

Wow. I wonder who that would be? :confused:
 
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