Today's horoscope....

for Taurus, is TFF!

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Group dynamics are so high school today! People pair off, whisper and scheme. Cliquishness doesn't bother you because you fit in with everyone. But be sensitive to more insecure souls.

And some others...


VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Structure is attractive. So many people need it, but you're the rare one who makes the effort to create it and uphold it. This is especially true in your rules for social conduct. If only everyone would follow them!

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). It only takes one interruption, and suddenly, events fly wildly off track from your plan. Once you've voiced your preferences, all you can do is relax. When you stop resisting, miracles can occur.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). When someone is on your side, they act like they are on your side. Pay attention to deeds, not words. You can do better financially. It's the perfect time to get quotes, shop for deals or change your bank.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You're so used to going for the goal with all your body, soul and mind that you think others are the same way. Not! Recognize the difference between a passing fancy and an all-consuming desire.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Generosity is your finest virtue now. However, some people think life is for the taking ... and taking and taking. Avoid those people! Friendship can turn to love, but you've got to really want it first.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Certain influential folks only need to look at you with those big, watery eyes, and suddenly, you're weak in the knees, willing to give whatever they ask for. Realize your weakness, and avoid temptation.
 

AC/DC

Lord, I apologize.
kwillia said:
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Certain influential folks only need to look at you with those big, watery eyes, and suddenly, you're weak in the knees, willing to give whatever they ask for. Realize your weakness, and avoid temptation.

Wow, not even on the right planet. :ohwell:
 

CMC122

Go Braves!
kwillia said:
for Taurus, is TFF!


AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Generosity is your finest virtue now. However, some people think life is for the taking ... and taking and taking. Avoid those people! Friendship can turn to love, but you've got to really want it first.
:dance:
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
CANCER (June 22-July 22). It's transition time. Hope and excitement bubble up on the inside. Some of you experience love "on the outs." A last-ditch attempt is sort of pathetic. Song reference: Carole King's "It's Too Late."</NITF>


That's me.
 

morganj614

New Member
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Strangely, you feel more yourself with a certain someone than you do when you're by yourself. Make arrangements to do more together. Capricorn will become the memory you can't erase.

Oh Capricorn.... :howdy:
 

crabcake

But wait, there's more...
K_Jo said:
CANCER (June 22-July 22). It's transition time. Hope and excitement bubble up on the inside. Some of you experience love "on the outs." A last-ditch attempt is sort of pathetic. Song reference: Carole King's "It's Too Late."</NITF>
:yay: on the first part :getdown:

second part doesn't apply. :wipessweatfrombrow:
 

somdcrab

New Member
morganj614 said:
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Strangely, you feel more yourself with a certain someone than you do when you're by yourself. Make arrangements to do more together. Capricorn will become the memory you can't erase.

Oh Capricorn.... :howdy:


sh!t i come in second again :tantrum i had to be aquarious
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
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Virgo ergo Virgin. Unlike those Bolton twins you are not slack moles but if you did something with your presentation you could be. Virgos are pedantic. They like to dot their teas and cross their eyes as well as their legs.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Structure is attractive. So many people need it, but you're the rare one who makes the effort to create it and uphold it. This is especially true in your rules for social conduct. If only everyone would follow them!


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