Tom Cruise Claims He Was “Shakespeare” In A Previous Life

BigSlam123b

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It's official, he's insane

http://toronto.fashion-monitor.com/...82202tom_cruise


Scientologist Tom Cruise revealed that he is much older than the forty three years he has spent in his present body.

Tom Cruise noted that he is "old beyond reckoning." What's more, his current life is "probably one of the least satisfying" he has led.

"I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents, and developed cures for diseases," said Tom Cruise.

Cruise said he became aware that he "had been here before," when he read the complete works of Shakespeare in a month, despite being dyslexic, not long after dropping out of high school.

"Shakespeare was deja vu for me," said Tom Cruise. "It was so cool. I felt as if I had seen his words already, knew them all by heart. Then, after I began studying scientology, I realized the words had come from my heart in a previous life. That's why I say that as glorious and enviable as my present life is, making "War of the Worlds" and all those other great movies can't compare to writing "Romeo and Juliet" or the sonnets.

In addition to recognizing his days of future passed in the works of Shakespeare and Bach—and in the achievements of Columbus and Napoleon—Cruise recognizes the continuing reappearance of "Anti-Thetanic forces," such as Matt Lauer and Brooke Shields, with whom he has clashed in former lives.

:peace:
 

vraiblonde

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Have you ever noticed that people who believe in reincarnation always think they were someone famous in their previous life? Nobody ever says "I was Joe Shat, the rag picker." I can only think of Bridey Murphy woman as an example of someone who thought they were just a normal person.
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
vraiblonde said:
I can only think of Bridey Murphy woman as an example of someone who thought they were just a normal person.
General Patton's list of previous incarnations included grunts as well as brass.

Chapters in Tom Cruise's Autobiography:
* Cleopatra: A Lousy Lay
* I Was the 4,000,000th Burger Sold at McDonalds
* Don't Cry for Me, L. Ron Hubbard
* Men With Separate Eyebrows: Hideous Freaks of Nature
* The Voices in My Head Argue Over Residuals From "Top Gun"
* If I'm Nuts, Then Why Did You Pay $29.95 for This Book?
 

mrweb

Iron City
maylinduplantis said:
whats the full link... I MUST have this for my news clippings! :lmao:

Tom Cruise should have been in Field of Dreams. Lots of screw balls in that film. :whistle:
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
Tonio said:
General Patton's list of previous incarnations included grunts as well as brass.

Chapters in Tom Cruise's Autobiography:
* Cleopatra: A Lousy Lay
* I Was the 4,000,000th Burger Sold at McDonalds
* Don't Cry for Me, L. Ron Hubbard
* Men With Separate Eyebrows: Hideous Freaks of Nature
* The Voices in My Head Argue Over Residuals From "Top Gun"
* If I'm Nuts, Then Why Did You Pay $29.95 for This Book?
:killingme :lmao:
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
BigSlam123b said:
It's official, he's insane

http://toronto.fashion-monitor.com/...82202tom_cruise


Scientologist Tom Cruise revealed that he is much older than the forty three years he has spent in his present body.

Tom Cruise noted that he is "old beyond reckoning." What's more, his current life is "probably one of the least satisfying" he has led. :peace:

You do realize that I went searching and searching and searching for this... until it JUST dawned on me that you made it up! :shutup:
 

BigSlam123b

Only happy When It Rains
virgovictoria said:
You do realize that I went searching and searching and searching for this... until it JUST dawned on me that you made it up! :shutup:
Actually it is quite real. I screwed the link up, but when I went back to get it just now the story had already been removed. Sorry, but I can assure you that I didn't make it up.
 
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