SoMD_Fun_Guy
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A high schooler enters a drug store and he asks the pharmacist for condoms. "We sell packages of 3, 6 or 12," says the pharmacist, "How many do you need?" The young man says "Well, I've known this girl for 3 months and we've been dating for 2 weeks. Tonight I'm meeting her parents for the first time, then we're off to an all-night party. So I think tonight's the night. And, once she gets it, I know she'll want more. So you better give me the 12-pack!" After making his purchase, the young man drives home, takes a shower, gets dressed, and leaves for his girlfriend's house. He arrives just in time to sit down at the dinner table and he is asked to offer the blessing. He prays - and prays - and prays - and prays. Finally, his girlfriend leans over and says "You never told me you were so religious!" He answers her, "You never told me that your father was a pharmacist!"
