Now that I have my Gold party membership, "I'm, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt..."
It's like getting that decoder ring in the Christmas Story movie! I'm a member of a very select group of people! Only 3.5% of Republicans achieve this unique level of membership! Heck, the Grand Poobah may someday ask me what I think about something! Or I could get a coded message that only Gold RNC members can decode! It could say something like, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!" or, "Be glad you're not a Democrat!"