too drunk to drive joke

:buddies: How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?????




:alkies: When you swerve to avoid hitting a tree, only to realize it was your air freshener! :geek:
 

getbent

Thats how them b*tch's R
Two drunks are in a car driving. One drunk says to the other " I think we're getting closer to town." The other drunk says " How can you tell." First drunk replies "We're hitting more people." LOL
 
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