Top 10 Differences Between Cats & Dogs

[jazz lady]

10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to
you.

9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on
your life.

8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will
quietly sneak out the back door.

7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats
might bring you a dead mouse.

6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a
three-hour nap.

5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their
own private box or they will not go at all.

4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work.
Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.

3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and
walk away.

2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will
yawn and close their eyes.

1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you
pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

 

[Jambalaya]

Men are dogs------Women are cats.

 

[MJ]

I love it!

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

This sounds just like the one I found that was titled.."Ten reasons why DOGS are better than CATS"




11. Dogs can sense evil(IE that new boyfriend he keeps growling at).
Cats are evil( and taste like chicken).

 

[teverheart2002]

Jazz, so true.

 

[Jameo]

This sounds just like the one I found that was titled.."Ten reasons why DOGS are better than CATS"




11. Dogs can sense evil(IE that new boyfriend he keeps growling at).
Cats are evil( and taste like chicken).

 

[rack'm]

11. Dogs can sense evil(IE that new boyfriend he keeps growling at). Cats are evil( and taste like chicken).

My dog HAS to like her or she’s gone.